The Onion Dip: Psychology major well aware that blacking out is a sign of depression By David Martin || Satirical Columnist LANCASTER — Local F&M student and Psychology major Jeremy Park is well-aware that his alcoholic...
The Onion Dip: Trump press conference gives shy student confidence to participate in class By Kyle Huntzberry || Satirical Columnist Rick Whittaker, a junior at Franklin & Marshall College, is a ”shy, timid”...
The Onion Dip: Lack of snow this season frustrates local global warming denier By Kyle Huntzberry || Satirical Columnist LANCASTER, PA— Herbie Henderson, a local Trump supporter and climate change skeptic, has...
The Onion Dip: Franklin & Marshall student really regrets jokingly voting for Trump By David Martin || Satirical Columnist LANCASTER, PA— Crying profusely on the way to his first class on Wednesday...