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By Kyra Lisse || Contributing Writer TAKE ONE. Don’t do it. Like, don’t even think about it. Mask up! Listen to science! Leave room for Jesus—for six Jesuses, in fact!…
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By Kyra Lisse || Contributing Writer TAKE ONE. Don’t do it. Like, don’t even think about it. Mask up! Listen to science! Leave room for Jesus—for six Jesuses, in fact!…
By Jamie Belfer || Sports Editor 2020 has been a year of ups and downs, especially for the insect community in and around the Campus Crossings apartments (Crow). Bands of…
By Diana Lichtenstein || Onion Dip Columnist As we approach class registration for J-term and Spring Semester, one resource comes to mind: ratemyprofessors.com. For those who don’t know what this…
By Pelli Osgrove || Contributing Writer With Module 1 good and done and Module 2 well underway, let’s address the worst part of this quarter system, the part that occupies an…
By Diana Lichtenstein || Onion Dip Columnist Not long ago, I was sitting down with some of my roommates, reminiscing about the good old days. This conversation included Myrtle. “What’s…
By Diana Lichtenstein || Onion Dip Columnist So I have been hearing a lot of complaints from the student body about school in general, but particularly the module system, online…
By Sarah Nicell || Staff Writer A couple of days after moving into my new home in Bonchek, I Facetimed one of my best friends from back home in Jersey,…
By Lily Vining || Contributing Writer Freshman year of college is full of countless firsts. This is the year that many young adults first experience living on their own and…
By Diana Lichtenstein || Satirical Columnist If you aren’t sitting down, please do, for I have some frightening news. According to Google, the cuffing season starts in October and ends…
By Tess Fiumefreddo || Satirical Columnist Picture this: a hot, sunny day at Franklin & Marshall College. Birds are chirping, kids are laughing, and parents are sobbing over their children…
KT Thomas || satirical Columnist Some say it was the overcast, chilly day. Others blame the stress of making it to class on time. But, inside sources state that the…
By Kt Thomas || Satirical Columnist Every year it’s the same; you get out of bed at an unreasonable hour to appease your screaming parents, throw on the cleanest pair…
By KT Thomas || Satirical Columnist We often consider the effects drugs have on mankind, but what happens when mankind’s best friend gets hooked? For years, Detection Dogs, otherwise known…
By Kt Thomas || Satirical Columnist If you’re wondering why every Brother of Chi Chi Chi fraternity’s back problems have disappeared, it’s because Senior Brother Bradley Herwood has started a…
By Kt Thomas || Satirical Columnist What they thought would be just another Friday night at a frat, blossomed into something much more, when Romeo Beeker spotted Juliet Levine from…