My Very Cool, Very Real Winter Break
Hello all. Despite my many prayers to various gods, it would appear that winter break is behind us. In an effort to distract myself from soul-crushing work, I decided to…
The Onion Dip: Missing Persons Report
By Anonymous Here ye, here ye, the Campus Cryer has an important announcement. The biggest scandal since 1564 is upon us… William Shakespeare is missing. Height: 6 foot Weight: Paper…
The Best Way to Judge a Person, Based On Me
By Darij Kulchyckyj | | Contributing Writer Many people like to choose a judgment of character and personality via spending time with others, music taste, favorite food, favorite color, nut…
Franklin the Turtle: A True Diplomat
By Carolyn South || Contributing Writer We all are acutely, painfully aware of the fact that Franklin & Marshall College was named for Benjamin Franklin and John Marshall. I believe…
What Came First, the Bag or the Egg?
By Akil Smart | | Contributing Writer Eggs. They come in all shapes and sizes. And occasionally bags. If you are a frequent diner at Dhall you may or may…
Bullying is Good
By Rohail Spear | Managing Editor You may be wondering about this title. Surely, I can’t be advocating for bullying people. Well, I am. So.. It is true that most…
Balling on a Budget: The F&M Story
By Akil Smart | Contributing Writer Now, as many of us have seen, the F&M administration has made a small adjustment to our tuition. A mere 3.5% increase! Putting us…
Catfish
By Abigail Glickman || Onion Dip Editor In my opinion, the end of March is the best time of the year. The weather is all out of sorts. One day,…
What Your Spring Break Says About You
By Abigail Glickman || Onion Dip Editor What a beautiful time of the year it is. The much needed break that everyone has been oh so craving. Midterms are finishing…
A Most Disturbing Disappearance
By Carolyn South || Contributing Writer As I’m sure everyone is acutely aware, there has been an abduction on the campus of Franklin and Marshall. Seven trash cans have vanished…
You Are Just a Bad Person
By Abigail Glickman || Onion Dip Editor Speaking from someone who has never seen an episode of Euphoria, I feel I can justifiably express my opinion. The way this show…
The One True D1 Sport.
By Tira Mercadante || Op-Ed Layout Assistant If you haven’t heard by now, Franklin & Marshall has its own Surf Team. I had the amazing opportunity to get to know…
BREAKING NEWS: Lancaster Squirrels Found To Be The True Culprit Behind Blue Line’s Sodexoification
By Sarah Nicell || News Editor An anonymous source informed The College Reporter this week that F&M squirrels have enacted an elaborate plan to put more food in their trash…
Do. Better.
By Abigail Glickman || Onion Dip Editor I think one of the most beautiful traditions within America is watching the Olympics. It brings the country together to root for our…
Everyone Is Talking About You
By Jillian Krawczel ll Contributing Writer Two months ago, I wrote a short piece about the difficulties faced by a specific sector of the F&M population in getting a mask…