By Anonymous
Here ye, here ye, the Campus Cryer has an important announcement.
The biggest scandal since 1564 is upon us…
William Shakespeare is missing.
Height: 6 foot
Weight: Paper thin
Last seen: In the Harbaugh House, wearing a “Birthday Princess” sash.
If you see Willy out in the wild, you can lure him in with recitation of his own poetry (he is a bit vain).
If anyone has any information about this literary genius, please send word to the Harbaugh House. Help them bring their literary buddy home!
