By Anonymous

Here ye, here ye, the Campus Cryer has an important announcement.

The biggest scandal since 1564 is upon us…

William Shakespeare is missing.

Height: 6 foot

Weight: Paper thin

Last seen: In the Harbaugh House, wearing a “Birthday Princess” sash.

 If you see Willy out in the wild, you can lure him in with recitation of his own poetry (he is a bit vain).

If anyone has any information about this literary genius, please send word to the Harbaugh House. Help them bring their literary buddy home!