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Welcome to Water World

By Tess Fiumefreddo || Satirical Columnist  Picture this: a hot, sunny day at Franklin & Marshall College. Birds are...
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The Onion Dip: Student decides that his “Myrtle bod” has to wait until next year

By Kyle Huntzberry || Satirical Columnist Zach Jones, a sophomore BOS major and member of Greek life, was forced...
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In light of academic studies, financial benefits, llamas will soon replace public safety officers

By Kyle Huntzberry & David Martin || Satirical Columnists LANCASTER — Franklin & Marshall College, who is at the forefront of...
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The Onion Dip: Psychology major well aware that blacking out is a sign of depression

By David Martin || Satirical Columnist LANCASTER — Local F&M student and Psychology major Jeremy Park is well-aware that his alcoholic...
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The Onion Dip: Trump press conference gives shy student confidence to participate in class

By Kyle Huntzberry || Satirical Columnist Rick Whittaker, a junior at Franklin & Marshall College, is a ”shy, timid”...
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Student reconsiders future after college president posts on Facebook wall for birthday

By David Martin || Satirical Columnist LANCASTER—Franklin and Marshall College student Will Bradley was reportedly thrilled when College President...
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The Onion Dip: Lack of snow this season frustrates local global warming denier

By Kyle Huntzberry || Satirical Columnist LANCASTER, PA— Herbie Henderson, a local Trump supporter and climate change skeptic, has...
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The Onion Dip: Franklin & Marshall student really regrets jokingly voting for Trump

By David Martin || Satirical Columnist  LANCASTER, PA— Crying profusely on the way to his first class on Wednesday...
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Student steals totally “dope” road sign for his dorm room

By David Martin || Satirical Columnist  LANCASTER, PA — Sources report that Franklin and Marshall College Junior Brendan Brandonburger...
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Trump supporter feels silenced at F&M’s recent Day of Dialogue

By Kyle Huntzberry || Satirical Columnist LANCASTER, PA— Matt Jones, a local Franklin & Marshall student, felt uncomfortable expressing...
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