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The Onion Dip:Proper Popcorn Etiquette

By Lily Vining || Contributing Writer Freshman year of college is full of countless firsts. This is the year...
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This Just In: Cuffing Season Conflicts with J-Term

By Diana Lichtenstein || Satirical Columnist If you aren’t sitting down, please do, for I have some frightening news....
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Welcome to Water World

By Tess Fiumefreddo || Satirical Columnist  Picture this: a hot, sunny day at Franklin & Marshall College. Birds are...
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The Onion Dip: Silent Protest Quelled with Water Balloons Thrown from Old Main

KT Thomas || satirical Columnist Some say it was the overcast, chilly day. Others blame the stress of making...
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Onion Dip: Rates of Addiction Skyrocket in German Shepherds Following ‘Drug Detection Dog’ Training

By KT Thomas || Satirical Columnist We often consider the effects drugs have on mankind, but what happens when...
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The Onion Dip: Student decides that his “Myrtle bod” has to wait until next year

By Kyle Huntzberry || Satirical Columnist Zach Jones, a sophomore BOS major and member of Greek life, was forced...
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In light of academic studies, financial benefits, llamas will soon replace public safety officers

By Kyle Huntzberry & David Martin || Satirical Columnists LANCASTER — Franklin & Marshall College, who is at the forefront of...
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The Onion Dip: Psychology major well aware that blacking out is a sign of depression

By David Martin || Satirical Columnist LANCASTER — Local F&M student and Psychology major Jeremy Park is well-aware that his alcoholic...
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The Onion Dip: Trump press conference gives shy student confidence to participate in class

By Kyle Huntzberry || Satirical Columnist Rick Whittaker, a junior at Franklin & Marshall College, is a ”shy, timid”...
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Student reconsiders future after college president posts on Facebook wall for birthday

By David Martin || Satirical Columnist LANCASTER—Franklin and Marshall College student Will Bradley was reportedly thrilled when College President...
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