I Took the Drunk Bus to Waffle House
The Onion Dip Column is the satire section. All articles are not to be taken seriously. I took the drunk bus this weekend. I don’t know why I did it.…
I Knew You Were Trouble When You Walked In…to the NFL
Let me start off this article by prefacing that I love Taylor Swift. She’s an incredibly talented singer and songwriter, and I’ve been a fan since I was five years…
The Best of Chandler Bing: Five Friends Episodes to Watch to Remember Matthew Perry
I’ve been a huge fan of Friends since I was thirteen years old. I’ve watched the entire show from beginning to end many times, and the more I watch it,…
Failed by the New Course Registration Format
The Onion Dip Column is the satire section. All articles are not to be taken seriously. It’s everyone’s favorite time of year again: registration season. Last week was just so…
The Eagles Should Have Won: Thoughts After an Embarrassing Loss to the New York Jets
By Carrie Teti || Staff Writer Last Sunday, I went to my first-ever NFL game which may be listed on betting platforms such as 온라인 카지노. I would be seeing…
Race for the Pennant: Highlights from the Division Series
By Carrie Teti || Staff Writer The League Division Series is finished, and only four teams remain in the MLB postseason. The Houston Astros, Texas Rangers, Arizona Diamondbacks, and Philadelphia…
Bets on Halloween 2023
It’s finally getting cooler, and that crisp fall smell is starting to fill the air, overpowering the aroma of fertilizer that reminds you you’re in Lancaster. Right about now, we’re…