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The Onion Dip: Lack of snow this season frustrates local global warming denier

By Kyle Huntzberry || Satirical Columnist LANCASTER, PA— Herbie Henderson, a local Trump supporter and climate change skeptic, has...
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The Onion Dip: Franklin & Marshall student really regrets jokingly voting for Trump

By David Martin || Satirical Columnist  LANCASTER, PA— Crying profusely on the way to his first class on Wednesday...
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Student steals totally “dope” road sign for his dorm room

By David Martin || Satirical Columnist  LANCASTER, PA — Sources report that Franklin and Marshall College Junior Brendan Brandonburger...
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Trump supporter feels silenced at F&M’s recent Day of Dialogue

By Kyle Huntzberry || Satirical Columnist LANCASTER, PA— Matt Jones, a local Franklin & Marshall student, felt uncomfortable expressing...
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Donald Trump’s vocabulary, word choice wins over Bigley

By David Martin || Satirical Columnist LANCASTER, PA — “I never imagined I’d run for office,” Bigley chuckled, “That...
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The Onion Dip: Nearing end of second term, President Obama having trouble delegating authority

By David Martin || Satirical Columnist WASHINGTON—Sources close to President Obama report that, lately, POTUS has had a lot...
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The Onion Dip: Local student takes matters into own hands

By David Martin || Satirical Columnist LANCASTER—“I pay sixty-f—ing-grand to go here” stated local Franklin and Marshall College student...
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The Onion Dip: Known frat star reportedly ‘not that bad’

By Kyle Huntzberry || Satirical Columnist LANCASTER—F&M student Raymond Charles was caught off guard during his 11 o’clock statistics...
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