The Onion Dip, The College Reporter, Page 3

The Onion Dip: Lack of snow this season frustrates local global warming denier

By Kyle Huntzberry || Satirical Columnist LANCASTER, PA— Herbie Henderson, a local Trump supporter and climate change skeptic, has...

By David Martin || Satirical Columnist LANCASTER, PA— Crying profusely on the way to his first class on Wednesday...

By David Martin || Satirical Columnist LANCASTER, PA — Sources report that Franklin and Marshall College Junior Brendan Brandonburger...

By Kyle Huntzberry || Satirical Columnist LANCASTER, PA— Matt Jones, a local Franklin & Marshall student, felt uncomfortable expressing...

By David Martin || Satirical Columnist LANCASTER, PA — “I never imagined I’d run for office,” Bigley chuckled, “That...

By David Martin || Satirical Columnist WASHINGTON—Sources close to President Obama report that, lately, POTUS has had a lot...

By David Martin || Satirical Columnist LANCASTER—“I pay sixty-f—ing-grand to go here” stated local Franklin and Marshall College student...

By Kyle Huntzberry || Satirical Columnist LANCASTER—F&M student Raymond Charles was caught off guard during his 11 o’clock statistics...