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By Crystal Olague || Contributing Writer As you all know, spring break just happened, and sadly we are all back in gloomy Lancaster. The weekend after the break is one…
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By Crystal Olague || Contributing Writer As you all know, spring break just happened, and sadly we are all back in gloomy Lancaster. The weekend after the break is one…
By Crystal Olague || Contributing Writer The time we have all been waiting for is finally here. Spring Break. That one week where we all pretend as if school doesn’t…
By Carrie Teti & Gab Neal ll Contributing Writers Intro Welcome to your Hogwarts House quiz—oh. Wait, never mind, I just got word from a budget Sorting Hat that this…
By Abigail Glickman || Onion Dip Editor Lancaster is at the heart of many American college students’ right of passage moments: soft pretzels at Central Market, awkward Mean Cup run-ins…
By: Anonymous We have some nice things on this campus — and for the amount you’re paying in tuition, you might feel entitled to “repossess” certain items you come across. …
By Teagan Durkin || Contributing Writer Are you sick and tired of having to set aside time for chewing and swallowing? Do you wish you could condense all the necessities…
By Crystal Olague || Contributing Writer Ah, it’s that dreaded time again, cuffing season. That point in the year when we all rush to find someone to cuddle with so…
For the first time this past fall, students were finally able to go abroad in the fall since covid, and people have not been shy letting everyone know their whereabouts.…
Hello all. Despite my many prayers to various gods, it would appear that winter break is behind us. In an effort to distract myself from soul-crushing work, I decided to…
By Anonymous Here ye, here ye, the Campus Cryer has an important announcement. The biggest scandal since 1564 is upon us… William Shakespeare is missing. Height: 6 foot Weight: Paper…
By Darij Kulchyckyj | | Contributing Writer Many people like to choose a judgment of character and personality via spending time with others, music taste, favorite food, favorite color, nut…
By Carolyn South || Contributing Writer We all are acutely, painfully aware of the fact that Franklin & Marshall College was named for Benjamin Franklin and John Marshall. I believe…
By Akil Smart | | Contributing Writer Eggs. They come in all shapes and sizes. And occasionally bags. If you are a frequent diner at Dhall you may or may…
By Rohail Spear | Managing Editor You may be wondering about this title. Surely, I can’t be advocating for bullying people. Well, I am. So.. It is true that most…
By Akil Smart | Contributing Writer Now, as many of us have seen, the F&M administration has made a small adjustment to our tuition. A mere 3.5% increase! Putting us…