Who Needs the Music Program Anyways?
By Fiorella Comparini Donoso || Contributing Writer Due to the global pandemic, F&M has been scrounging for pennies recently. I knew things were going downhill when the upperclassmen told me…
Why You Should Date A Townie
By Diana Lichtenstein || Onion Dip Columnist Who is a “townie” exactly? Well, Urban Dictionary defines a townie as, “a person living in the community who does not attend or…
In The Event of a Pandemic
By Samantha Milowitz || Op-Eds Editor Hi there! Are you an incoming senior in college? Having a good time, cruising along; you’ve made your friends, you see the light at…
Peter Kavinsky: The Boy Who Went From Cute to Cringe
By Sara Florez || Contributing Writer If you were to ask anyone if they knew the movie To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before, chances are you will get a…
Did Everyone Else Know About These Couples?
By Diana Lichtenstein || Onion Dip Columnist I have definitely spoken about being single far too many times on this medium, but I shall proceed regardless. Because of my typical…
Valentine’s Day Doesn’t Exist This Year
By Diana Lichtenstein || Onion-Dip Columnist Yup. You read the title correctly: Valentine’s Day does not exist this year! Now, allow me to explain. First of all, as a little…
The Onion Dip: How to Survive Living at Home With the Family Again
By Diana Lichtenstein || Onion Dip Columnist and Allie Sokol || Layout Assistant There is nothing better than spending most of your Junior year of college at home in your…
The Onion Dip: Eleven Takes on Finding Love During a Pandemic
By Kyra Lisse || Contributing Writer TAKE ONE. Don’t do it. Like, don’t even think about it. Mask up! Listen to science! Leave room for Jesus—for six Jesuses, in fact!…
The Onion Dip: A Bug’s Life in 2020
By Jamie Belfer || Sports Editor 2020 has been a year of ups and downs, especially for the insect community in and around the Campus Crossings apartments (Crow). Bands of…
The Onion Dip: A Plea to My Fellow Students Regarding Rate My Professors
By Diana Lichtenstein || Onion Dip Columnist As we approach class registration for J-term and Spring Semester, one resource comes to mind: ratemyprofessors.com. For those who don’t know what this…
Onion Dip: My Thoughts on Icebreakers
By Pelli Osgrove || Contributing Writer With Module 1 good and done and Module 2 well underway, let’s address the worst part of this quarter system, the part that occupies…
The Onion Dip: This Just In: The “Myrtle Bod” Is Not Necessary This Year
By Diana Lichtenstein || Onion Dip Columnist Not long ago, I was sitting down with some of my roommates, reminiscing about the good old days. This conversation included Myrtle. “What’s…
The Onion Dip: Mask On, Anxiety Gone: Why This Year isn’t So Bad
By Diana Lichtenstein || Onion Dip Columnist So I have been hearing a lot of complaints from the student body about school in general, but particularly the module system, online…
The Onion Dip: Who Needs Parties, Friends, and In-Person Class? I Have Fruit Snacks.
By Sarah Nicell || Staff Writer A couple of days after moving into my new home in Bonchek, I Facetimed one of my best friends from back home in Jersey,…
The Onion Dip:Proper Popcorn Etiquette
By Lily Vining || Contributing Writer Freshman year of college is full of countless firsts. This is the year that many young adults first experience living on their own and…