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The Onion Dip Column is the satire section. All articles are not to be taken seriously. Here at Franklin and Marshall College, an undergraduate institution located in Amish Country, Pennsylvania,…
The Onion Dip: A Plea to My Fellow Students Regarding Rate My Professors
By Diana Lichtenstein || Onion Dip Columnist As we approach class registration for J-term and Spring Semester, one resource comes to mind: ratemyprofessors.com. For those who don’t know what this…
Onion Dip: My Thoughts on Icebreakers
By Pelli Osgrove || Contributing Writer With Module 1 good and done and Module 2 well underway, let’s address the worst part of this quarter system, the part that occupies…
The Onion Dip: This Just In: The “Myrtle Bod” Is Not Necessary This Year
By Diana Lichtenstein || Onion Dip Columnist Not long ago, I was sitting down with some of my roommates, reminiscing about the good old days. This conversation included Myrtle. “What’s…