Failed by the New Course Registration Format
The Onion Dip Column is the satire section. All articles are not to be taken seriously. It’s everyone’s favorite time of year again: registration season. Last week was just so…
The Eagles Should Have Won: Thoughts After an Embarrassing Loss to the New York Jets
By Carrie Teti || Staff Writer Last Sunday, I went to my first-ever NFL game I would be seeing my Philadelphia Eagles take on the New York Jets. Yes, the…
Race for the Pennant: Highlights from the Division Series
By Carrie Teti || Staff Writer The League Division Series is finished, and only four teams remain in the MLB postseason. The Houston Astros, Texas Rangers, Arizona Diamondbacks, and Philadelphia…
Bets on Halloween 2023
It’s finally getting cooler, and that crisp fall smell is starting to fill the air, overpowering the aroma of fertilizer that reminds you you’re in Lancaster. Right about now, we’re…