Onion Dip: My Thoughts on Icebreakers
By Pelli Osgrove || Contributing Writer With Module 1 good and done and Module 2 well underway, let’s address the...
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The Onion Dip: This Just In: The “Myrtle Bod” Is Not Necessary This Year
By Diana Lichtenstein || Onion Dip Columnist Not long ago, I was sitting down with some of my roommates,...
The Onion Dip: Mask On, Anxiety Gone: Why This Year isn’t So Bad
By Diana Lichtenstein || Onion Dip Columnist So I have been hearing a lot of complaints from the student...
The Onion Dip: Who Needs Parties, Friends, and In-Person Class? I Have Fruit Snacks.
By Sarah Nicell || Staff Writer A couple of days after moving into my new home in Bonchek, I...
The Onion Dip:Proper Popcorn Etiquette
By Lily Vining || Contributing Writer Freshman year of college is full of countless firsts. This is the year...
This Just In: Cuffing Season Conflicts with J-Term
By Diana Lichtenstein || Satirical Columnist If you aren’t sitting down, please do, for I have some frightening news....
Welcome to Water World
By Tess Fiumefreddo || Satirical Columnist Picture this: a hot, sunny day at Franklin & Marshall College. Birds are...
The Onion Dip: Silent Protest Quelled with Water Balloons Thrown from Old Main
KT Thomas || satirical Columnist Some say it was the overcast, chilly day. Others blame the stress of making...
Onion Dip: American Families’ Ancient Thanksgiving Traditions Explored
By Kt Thomas || Satirical Columnist Every year it’s the same; you get out of bed at an unreasonable...
Onion Dip: Rates of Addiction Skyrocket in German Shepherds Following ‘Drug Detection Dog’ Training
By KT Thomas || Satirical Columnist We often consider the effects drugs have on mankind, but what happens when...