During the curling event at the Olympics, Collin Corvet knew he had lost his chance to bring Vatican City a medal following his failure to meet the weight requirement, so he took the yellow stone and swallowed it. I asked for a comment before he passed out but he was only able to say “I’m heavy now”. He has passed the curling stone during a recent piss. God bless the Vatican!
First-Year Robin Fleury-Steiner is a Staff Writer. Their email is rfleurys@fandm.edu.