After careful consideration, the school has officially decided on its new mascot. Clavomat, the looksmaxxing Diplomat. Many students wondered where ideas like this come from, and the photos looked like artificial intelligence; however, it has been revealed that the Clavomat is inspired by a real person, our king, the one and only Drew Stelijes. After his decision to step down from Vice President of Student Affairs, he has decided to shift his career goals. Drew has taken on mascot performing, where he is especially good at highlighting a chiseled chin and scowling eyes. We wish him well in his new position!
Sophomore Robin Fleury-Steiner is a Staff Writer. Their email is rfleurys@fandm.edu.