We Need Global Warming, It’s Freezing
The Onion Dip Column is the satire section. All articles are not to be taken seriously. On January 19th, 2025, something tragic happened. A winter storm has arrived in Lancaster,…
A Plan to be Ampersand, Not Amper-sad
On Wednesday, December 4th at 5:30 PM, the Diplomatic Congress released an email with the following information regarding future student email guidelines and limitations: “We are in the process of…
Cows?
Image Courtesy of Teagan Durkin Franklin and Marshall College has adopted a new, unofficial mascot. Cows. Several months ago, the College Entertainment Center (CEC) soft-launched a new mascot to be…
Praise for the beautiful land I seek
Photo courtesy of Teagan Durkin Praise! Praise! Praise for the beautiful land I seek (la linda tierra que busco yo). Produced in collaboration with Latinx Playwrights Circle & Fault Line…
New Club Spotlight: The Off-Campus Club
The Onion Dip Column is the satire section. All articles are not to be taken seriously. Are you a senior living in College Row or West James? Have you abandoned…
What Is TCR Listening to This Month? FINALS EDITION
Photo Courtesy of Anna Chiaradonna Coincidence — Sabrina Carpenter Messy — Lola Young Friday Morning — Khruangbin The Love Club — Lorde Image — Magdalena Bay Death & Romance —…
Trump’s Promises are Bound to Leave Voters Disappointed
The College Reporter strives for editorial independence, and the views expressed in this piece are those of the author alone. Although President-elect Donald Trump will return to the White House…
Wicked Hits Theaters – And it’s Already “Popular”
After years of waiting, Wicked (Part One) finally hit theaters this past Friday, November 22 – all two hours and 40 minutes of it. If you’re unfamiliar with the musical,…
Dancing With The Stars Season 33 Overview + Finale Predictions
This semester has been overwhelmingly busy, and with the cold weather moving in,if you’re feeling a little down like I am, I totally get it. Something small that has been…
What Does it Mean to be an American?
The College Reporter strives for editorial independence, and the views expressed in this piece are those of the author alone. The question of what it really means to be an…
From Betrayal to Hopelessness to Uncertainty: How do we proceed from the 2024 Election?
As F&M students, faculty, and staff are acutely aware, the campus climate surrounding the 2024 election results, to say the least, is charged. The day after the election felt heavy…
Stories on Lakota History, Language, and the Boarding School Experience
Eugene Black Crow Sr, a distinguished guest, and speaker, spoke to Brooks College House on Monday, November 11 at 4:30 p.m.. Crow, an Oglala Lakota from Pine Ridge, South Dakota,…
Post-Election Campus Teach-In
On Saturday, November 16th, a campus-wide teach-in was hosted at Franklin and Marshall College. Organized in response to the re-election of former President Donald Trump, this teach-in sought to unpack…
Praise for I Hate Shakespeare
A Director who is not only pantsed on stage, but also takes a pie to the face. A belligerent audience member who dares to interrupt Hamlet’s soliloquy. And zombies. So.…
Denim Coffee Arrives in Lancaster
Hosting a grand opening on November 13th, the newest storefront for Denim Coffee has arrived at 221 West King Street! Located close to Central Market and the Fulton Theatre, Denim…