The Best of Chandler Bing: Five Friends Episodes to Watch to Remember Matthew Perry
I’ve been a huge fan of Friends since I was thirteen years old. I’ve watched the entire show from beginning to end many times, and the more I watch it,…
Failed by the New Course Registration Format
The Onion Dip Column is the satire section. All articles are not to be taken seriously. It’s everyone’s favorite time of year again: registration season. Last week was just so…
Five Nights at Freddy’s Movie Review
Do you want to play a scary, intriguing video game? One where you’re trapped inside an abandoned pizzeria with killer animatronics? No? Well if not, you can watch somebody else…
Taylor Swift Returns To The Stage (Featuring A Romantic Surprise Guest)
Taylor Swift’s “Eras Tour” finished up the first of its North American legs back on August 27th in Mexico City, Mexico. On Thursday, November 9, the record-breaking tour began once…
Record Labels Fear More “Taylor’s Version”’s
As many people are aware, Taylor Swift has taken the music industry by storm with her “Taylor’s Version” releases. For the past few years, the pop singer has been re-recording…
Heated Objections and Heatstroke: Dickinson College Mock Trial Showdown
Franklin & Marshall College battled eleven elite Pennsylvania, New Jersey, and Maryland mock trial teams at the October 2023 Dickinson College Invitational from October 28-29. Representing F&M were two teams,…
“First in and last out”: Dean Jessica Haile shares her experience as a campaign treasurer in a competitive commissioners’ race
In every political campaign and committee, there is someone in control of the purse. Creating and regulating bank accounts, tracking fundraising and spending, ensuring that candidates don’t have to dip…
“Local politics matter”: Professor Susan Dicklitch-Nelson’s Race for West Hempfield Supervisor
Photo of Professor Dicklitch-Nelson posing with a yard sign advertising her campaign for West Hempfield Supervisor, Facebook, September 2021. Appalled by the insurrection at the U.S. Capitol, Professor of Government…
75 years ago, ‘Dewey Defeats Truman:’ Why we can’t trust journalists
75-years-ago, an excited journalist smashed away at their antique typewriter, anticipating the obvious news that their paper, the Chicago Daily Tribune, was eagerly awaiting. The Republican Party was finally—after three…
Operation Maple Monopoly: Invade Canada!
The Onion Dip Column is the satire section. All articles are not to be taken seriously. My fellow Americans, it’s high time we manifest our destiny by returning to the…
Letter to the Editor: Administrative Censorship of the Protest Tree
Franklin & Marshall College’s Protest Tree, November 3, 2023. Photo Courtesy of An Bach. Dear Editors, I am writing to share my concerns about administrative censorship of the Protest Tree.…
An Overthinker’s Guide to Optimizing Your Computer for Course Registration
I’ve heard many myths about how to register for courses faster. For example, someone told me that the stairs by the second floor of LSP has the fastest internet. I…
The Protest Tree, Nov. 2023: Photo Story
A collection of photographs of Franklin & Marshall’s Protest Tree from November 3, 2023. Postings on the tree have picked up after 2023 escalations in the Israel-Hamas War, including an…
Tough Defeat to Muhlenberg Ends Men’s Soccer’s Centennial Conference Prospects
Agathe Vanmassenhove || Sports Reporter Qualifying for the semi-finals of the Centennial Conference after a hard-fought regular season, F&M’s men’s soccer team held their game against Muhlenberg on Friday, November…
Centennial Conference, a Great Journey for Women’s Soccer
Agathe Vanmassenhove || Sports Reporter The playoffs for the Centennial Conference started on Tuesday the 31st of October for the women’s soccer team. Holding the fourth seed after the regular…