Did Everyone Else Know About These Couples?
By Diana Lichtenstein || Onion Dip Columnist I have definitely spoken about being single far too many times on this medium, but I shall proceed regardless. Because of my typical…
Valentine’s Day Doesn’t Exist This Year
By Diana Lichtenstein || Onion-Dip Columnist Yup. You read the title correctly: Valentine’s Day does not exist this year! Now, allow me to explain. First of all, as a little…
The Onion Dip: How to Survive Living at Home With the Family Again
By Diana Lichtenstein || Onion Dip Columnist and Allie Sokol || Layout Assistant There is nothing better than spending most of your Junior year of college at home in your…
The Onion Dip: Eleven Takes on Finding Love During a Pandemic
By Kyra Lisse || Contributing Writer TAKE ONE. Don’t do it. Like, don’t even think about it. Mask up! Listen to science! Leave room for Jesus—for six Jesuses, in fact!…
The Onion Dip: A Bug’s Life in 2020
By Jamie Belfer || Sports Editor 2020 has been a year of ups and downs, especially for the insect community in and around the Campus Crossings apartments (Crow). Bands of…
The Onion Dip: A Plea to My Fellow Students Regarding Rate My Professors
By Diana Lichtenstein || Onion Dip Columnist As we approach class registration for J-term and Spring Semester, one resource comes to mind: ratemyprofessors.com. For those who don’t know what this…
Onion Dip: My Thoughts on Icebreakers
By Pelli Osgrove || Contributing Writer With Module 1 good and done and Module 2 well underway, let’s address the worst part of this quarter system, the part that occupies…
The Onion Dip: This Just In: The “Myrtle Bod” Is Not Necessary This Year
By Diana Lichtenstein || Onion Dip Columnist Not long ago, I was sitting down with some of my roommates, reminiscing about the good old days. This conversation included Myrtle. “What’s…
The Onion Dip: Mask On, Anxiety Gone: Why This Year isn’t So Bad
By Diana Lichtenstein || Onion Dip Columnist So I have been hearing a lot of complaints from the student body about school in general, but particularly the module system, online…
The Onion Dip: Who Needs Parties, Friends, and In-Person Class? I Have Fruit Snacks.
By Sarah Nicell || Staff Writer A couple of days after moving into my new home in Bonchek, I Facetimed one of my best friends from back home in Jersey,…
The Onion Dip:Proper Popcorn Etiquette
By Lily Vining || Contributing Writer Freshman year of college is full of countless firsts. This is the year that many young adults first experience living on their own and…
This Just In: Cuffing Season Conflicts with J-Term
By Diana Lichtenstein || Satirical Columnist If you aren’t sitting down, please do, for I have some frightening news. According to Google, the cuffing season starts in October and ends…
Welcome to Water World
By Tess Fiumefreddo || Satirical Columnist Picture this: a hot, sunny day at Franklin & Marshall College. Birds are chirping, kids are laughing, and parents are sobbing over their children…
The Onion Dip: Silent Protest Quelled with Water Balloons Thrown from Old Main
KT Thomas || satirical Columnist Some say it was the overcast, chilly day. Others blame the stress of making it to class on time. But, inside sources state that the…
Onion Dip: American Families’ Ancient Thanksgiving Traditions Explored
By Kt Thomas || Satirical Columnist Every year it’s the same; you get out of bed at an unreasonable hour to appease your screaming parents, throw on the cleanest pair…