This Air STINKS!
The Onion Dip Column is the satire section. All articles are not to be taken seriously. It’s a cool, crisp Thursday morning in mid-September, and you’re all ready to set…
Behind the Cover: The Collective Narrative In College Yearbooks
Yearbooks are vivid tapestries of shared experiences, a lasting illustration of a collective narrative that reveals the nature of human connection and experience. Each photograph and inscription weave together the…
Second Assassination Attempt on Donald Trump
Former President Donald Trump was subject to a second assassination attempt in 2024 on Sunday, September 16. The shooter, identified as 58-year-old Ryan Wesley Routh, hid in the bushes near…
Author Holly Jackson Delivers Newest True-Crime Thriller
Searching for a spooky book to read this October? Look no further than Holly Jackson’s newest YA crime thriller, The Reappearance of Rachel Price. Published this past April, the author…
Norris Wins Electric Singapore Grand Prix; Battle For Championship Title Heats Up.
Lando Norris won his third career race at the Singapore Grand Prix on Sunday, September 22, edging out three-time World Drivers’ Champion and current championship leader Max Verstappen, who finished…
The Men’s Dips Soccer Are Back After Breaking Tying Curse.
After almost a year since the tragic end of the men’s soccer season, the dips were back at Tylus Field on Friday the 6th, yes the same day and time…
Should You Spend on the Vend?
Photo courtesy of Nora Williams. The Onion Dip Column is the satire section. All articles are not to be taken seriously. That deep blue neon lighting casts its light out…
Is “A Minecraft Movie” the Minecraft Movie We Deserve?
When thinking about possible film adaptations of video games that would be major successes, a Minecraft movie is a no-brainer. The 2011 sandbox game is currently the #1 best-selling video…
Album Review: Sabrina Carpenter’s Short n’ Sweet
For those of you who don’t know who Sabrina Carpenter is, she was one of the main characters on Girl Meets World. You may also know her from her earworms…
A Historic Paralympic Games for Team USA–Here’s Why.
Shortly after winning the 400m T62 final at the 2024 Paralympic Games, Hunter Woodhall holds up the American flag. Photo Courtesy of Ezra Shaw/Getty Images. Ok, be honest: aside from…
Speak No Evil Hits Theaters
Undoubtedly the best night for a horror movie to be released is Friday the 13th – which is exactly what the new film Speak No Evil did. Premiering last Friday,…
Protect Women In Sports – But Only Some of Them!
The 2024 Paris Olympics provided both entertainment and a great sense of national pride to millions, and deeply endeared many medalists and competitors alike to spectators worldwide. Unfortunately, not all…
More than Franklin and Marshall: My Mount Rushmore of Lancaster City
If you told me at the beginning of summer that my schedule would be packed with sweet treat runs to Wawa, I would have believed you, but if you had…
Eleanor Metz’s Archaeological Expedition to Ireland
This summer I participated in Galway Archaeological Field Schools’ two-week architecture program: Castles, Cloisters, and Churches. I appreciated this opportunity to experience hands-on learning in the field, as we traveled…