The Onion Dip: Silent Protest Quelled with Water Balloons Thrown from Old Main
KT Thomas || satirical Columnist Some say it was the overcast, chilly day. Others blame the stress of making it…
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KT Thomas || satirical Columnist Some say it was the overcast, chilly day. Others blame the stress of making it…
By Kt Thomas || Satirical Columnist Every year it’s the same; you get out of bed at an unreasonable hour…
By KT Thomas || Satirical Columnist We often consider the effects drugs have on mankind, but what happens when mankind’s…
By Kt Thomas || Satirical Columnist If you’re wondering why every Brother of Chi Chi Chi fraternity’s back problems have…
By Kt Thomas || Satirical Columnist What they thought would be just another Friday night at a frat, blossomed into…
By Kt Thomas || Satirical Columnist Life can be trying for women in today’s political climate. Feeling oppressed, silenced,…
By KT Thomas || Satirical Columnist Recent Philosophy grad burns diploma in a statement to prove that he truly knows…
By KT Thomas || Satirical Columnist During an interview about student involvement on campus over the summer, rising junior, Laura…
By KT Thomas || Satirical Columnist In response to the rumors circulating campus, Fraternity president, Westwood Vanderbilt III, called…