You Are Just a Bad Person
By Abigail Glickman || Onion Dip Editor Speaking from someone who has never seen an episode of Euphoria, I feel I can justifiably express my opinion. The way this show…
The One True D1 Sport.
By Tira Mercadante || Op-Ed Layout Assistant If you haven’t heard by now, Franklin & Marshall has its own Surf Team. I had the amazing opportunity to get to know…
BREAKING NEWS: Lancaster Squirrels Found To Be The True Culprit Behind Blue Line’s Sodexoification
By Sarah Nicell || News Editor An anonymous source informed The College Reporter this week that F&M squirrels have enacted an elaborate plan to put more food in their trash…
Do. Better.
By Abigail Glickman || Onion Dip Editor I think one of the most beautiful traditions within America is watching the Olympics. It brings the country together to root for our…
Everyone Is Talking About You
By Jillian Krawczel ll Contributing Writer Two months ago, I wrote a short piece about the difficulties faced by a specific sector of the F&M population in getting a mask…
We Get It, You Are Compensating…
By Abigail Glickman ll The Onion Dip Columnist It is winter time: even this massive Nor’easter storm is proving it. People are bundling up to cover every inch of their…
Thank a Sport Man
By Jilly Krawczel | | Contributing Writer On this campus, there’s been an abundantly clear correlation between a man’s athletic status and his ability to wear a mask. The correlation…
Cuffing Season: 1 Year Later
By Diana Lichtenstein || Onion Dip Columnist So, for those who know me, which should be everyone at this point, I hope you remember my famous Cuffing Season article last…
The Elephant in the Room
By Abigail Glickman || Onion Dip Contributing Writer Someone needs to say it already. I don’t even know how it still exists today and we are proud to proclaim it.…
My Thoughts on Alumni Weekend
By Diana Lichtenstein || Onion Dip Columnist Alumni weekend was a perfect time to see those who have graduated, connect with the alumni, and have fun. But can we all…
The Good Ole Days
By Abigail Glickman || Contributing Writer Captain Hook, Joe Exotic, and whipped coffee all hold a special place in everyone’s hearts that will never be forgotten. Quarantine was a time…
Dhall: New Look, New Disappointment?
By Abigail Glickman || Contributing Writer Last year was not a typical year for F&M students. Freshmen were left by themselves to figure out college with no upperclassmen to guide…
“He’s All That” is All That and More: Addison Rae Shines in this Potential Oscar-Winner
By Rohail Spear || Arts and Leisure Editor He’s All That is a glorious remake of the classic movie She’s All That. Witty humor, shocking plot twists, and two excellent…
Taking One For The Team: Trying Mr. Bill’s (The Fat Crab Cafe)
By Diana Lichtenstein || Onion Dip Columnist You know Mr. Bill’s, that restaurant you pass on your walk of shame? Well, what if I told you it’s legit good. I…
Cool Senior Gives Totally Legit Responses to Freshmen Questions
Well, first off, it’s gross that I am a senior…not sure where the time went. What is even grosser, however, is how young these freshmen look (seriously, it’s crazy!!). Maybe…