Am I Emaciated Enough?
Photo courtesy of Franklin & Marshall College Drop. Dead. Gorgeous. Hosted on March 21st in the Lisa Bonchek Adams Auditorium, this Common Hour, titled Drop Dead Gorgeous: The Fashion for…
A Timeline of Kate Middleton’s Cancer Diagnosis and Public Disappearance
Catherine Middleton, Princess of Wales, announced her cancer diagnosis last week. After undergoing abdominal surgery, Kate explained in a publicized video that doctors discovered cancer and advised her to undergo…
Social Media is Kinda Horrid
The Onion Dip Column is the satire section. All articles are not to be taken seriously. About a week ago, rumors started spreading that TikTok would be shutting down. Again.…
Kiwibots: National Hockey League, Harvard, and Waffle House
The Onion Dip Column is the satire section. All articles are not to be taken seriously. Last semester, The College Reporter published an investigative video by Berkley Frost exploring the…
Dear Elle Returns: There’s Nothing Casual About Feelings
Q: Dear Elle: what is casual dating? — Casual Curious A: Dear Casual Curious, First off, thank you for your question, and congratulations on being the first of many to…
A Look Back at F&M’s Journey as a Co-Ed College
All images are courtesy of Franklin & Marshall College Archives and Special Collections. Despite the college’s nearly 240-year prestigious history, women have only been enrolled at F&M for 55 years.…
I Took the Drunk Bus to Waffle House
The Onion Dip Column is the satire section. All articles are not to be taken seriously. I took the drunk bus this weekend. I don’t know why I did it.…
Dani Alves, Former Football Legend, Convicted of Sexual Assault: The Man Is Not The Athlete.
Photo courtesy of Hector Vivas via Getty Images, 2022 Can we differentiate the man from the artist? This commonly asked question when it comes to visual arts also applies in…
Liverpool Defeats Chelsea During Extra Time And Wins The Carabao Cup Finale
Liverpool won the 2024 English Carabao Cup finale over Chelsea in a 1-0 win. This highly contested matchup went all the way until extra time and it was not until…
Lights Out And Away Goes Formula 1 In 2024
Formula 1 is back! With the release of new “Drive to Survive” episodes and the first race of the season, F1 has hit 2024 with a bang. Season six of…
FITCHPORK REVIEW: William Maranci, Something Was Beautiful
Released: January 1st, 2024 Genre: plunderphonics, sound collage William Maranci started making mashups on his YouTube channel, inspired by Neil Cicierega, whose series of unhinged comedy mashup albums set the…
The Absence Unveiled: An Examination of Grief through Movement
Grief is ugly. It consumes one’s time, passions, and energy, leaving only an empty ache for compensation. Creeping up on an individual as they sit alone with their thoughts, or…
Silent Book Club
Have a book you’ve been meaning to read but struggling to find time to read it? Come to the new silent book club! It’s a set-out time to wind down,…
Amber Sparks Craft Talk: The Magic of Fairy Tales
“Fairy tales are the skeleton of story…” – Kate Bernheimer On February 20th, Author Amber Sparks, the 2024 winner and runner-up of the Jerome Irving Bank Memorial Short Story Prize,…
Former President Donald Trump Forced to Pay $454 Million in Civil Fraud Case
New York judge Arthur Engoron has recently ordered former President Donald Trump to pay over $350 million for civil fraud, which is to benefit from intentionally withholding or misrepresenting information.…