A Recap of President Biden’s 2023 State of the Union Address
By Nicholas Carpenter || Contributing Writer On February 7, 2023, President Biden addressed a joint session of Congress for his third State of the Union speech as president. This was…
Advertising New Wonder Sludge! A Quick Fix to a College Student’s Diet
By Teagan Durkin || Contributing Writer Are you sick and tired of having to set aside time for chewing and swallowing? Do you wish you could condense all the necessities…
Cuffing Season
By Crystal Olague || Contributing Writer Ah, it’s that dreaded time again, cuffing season. That point in the year when we all rush to find someone to cuddle with so…
Phillip’s Museum Spring Exhibition: Bill Hutson
By Teagan Durkin || Contributing Writer The posters appeared on a Wednesday. A collection of four, laminated and colorful, with distinct titles that all proudly advertise the Phillips Museum’s new…
Out of the Cage and Into the Fire: The Story of Elon Musk’s Twitter Takeover
By Nicholas Carpenter || Contributing Writer On October 27, 2022, the billionaire CEO of Tesla and SpaceX, Elon Musk, officially became the head of the social media giant Twitter. Musk…
Suicide Bombings in Pakistan
By Anna Chiaradonna || Contributing Writer Citizens of Peshawar in northwestern Pakistan are witnessing the deadliest bombing the country has seen in years. With a harrowing death toll of over…
Movie Review: Puss in Boots: The Last Wish
By Zach Long || Contributing Writer In late December of 2022, DreamWorks’ fan-favorite feline fighter returned to theaters after over a decade away from the spotlight. Puss in Boots, the…
Black History Month VS Predominantly White Institutions – The Battle for Inclusion on a Foundation of Exclusion
By Mia Aaronson || Staff Writer A “predominantly white institution” (often referred to using the acronym “PWI”) is a term used to describe institutions of higher education where 50% or…
Is Artificial Intelligence Taking Over the World?
By Emily Hanson || Arts and Leisure Editor Just when you think you’ve seen the weirdest feature the internet has to offer, it rolls out Artificial Intelligence robots that answer…
Working on Campus: Is it worth the $8?
By Crystal Olague || Staff Writer If you’re a college student, you may understand the importance of having a job, especially a job that pays well. Unfortunately, many students don’t…
Food Poisoning: A Fictional Comic Strip
By Sarah Nicell || Editor-in-Chief Link to what we currently know about the food poisoning/stomach bug situation: https://www.the-college-reporter.com/mystery-illness-at-fm-what-we-know/2023/02/ Junior Sarah Nicell is the Editor-in-Chief of The College Reporter.
Mystery Illness Ravages Over 80 Students: What We Know
By TCR Staff Last edited Wednesday, February 8th at 10:00 a.m. Article will be updated with the most current information. Last week, on the morning of February 2nd, rumors of…
Student Directing & Scandalous Day Jobs: Kendall Lipham & the Wonder of 9 to 5
By Sarah Nicell || Editor-In-Chief Upon entering the realm of 1970s office attire, Dolly Parton-esque rhythms, and a student-run liberal arts college theater, one may not expect to laugh out…
Album Review: Dancing with the Devil…The Art of Starting Over
Olivia Pinilis || Contributing Writer Since 2008 when Demi Lovato became a household name following their role in Disney’s Camp Rock, I have been beyond inspired by her willingness to…
Netflix Cancellations
By Laura Manis || Contributing Writer Television. The best way truly to push your worries aside and truly immerse yourself in any fictional world of your choosing. What is most…